In celebration of finally getting to see Uyama's run, I have composed a two-part limerick: There once was a prince from Iran Who said: "I'll run as fast as I can!" He parkour'd so sublime Moving backwards through time Over spikes and map bound'ries he ran. With a princess so sexy and tall, They were faced with a treacherous fall. The Prince took a deep breath, And he leapt to his death. Wait - that's not what happened at all!