There is only one way to play Resident Evil 4, and that is Professional Mode. So have $50 to make it happen. Shoutout to all the lovelies in IRC as well as to Carcinogen for his Nemesis% run later and to Golden's absolutely amazing voice which was sorely missed months ago at AGDQ!
Also what do you call a group of physicians that aren't kleptomaniacs? Doctors Without Hoarders