Demon Chocobo is life! Demon Chocobo is Love! Demon Chocobo shall have revenge upon your souls, you filthy nonbelievers!
Seriously, can't I leave you all alone for 2 days to attend a funeral without the whole community degenerate into good sense??
[Donation staff,] Put this towards Demon Chocobo [because I can't directly]. I don't care that the run is already over; let the record show that Demon Chocobo ended the marathon at parity!
This is your curse. This donation COULD have gone to SM64 if you all had kept the faith!