Hey, you ever make a sandwich and then watch a charity stream, and you're all "hey sandwich, we've had our differences in the past, but we've had a great time" and the sandwich is all "yeah, we've had a lot of laughs, a lot of intense moments, and a lot of great speedruns. But I guess it's time for you to devour me, huh?" and you're like "what? No! Not after everything we've been through! Plus I made you, what, 3 days ago? I'd get sick!" and the sandwich is all "wow, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!" Moved by your generosity, the sandwich grows several majestic, glowing wings. Fueled by your kindness, it ascends to a choir of divine foodstuffs. Congratulations! You've now awakened the Glorious Sandwich Guardian Force!!!
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