Hello, darlings, it's Taako, you know, from TV? Sizzle It Up With Taako? I know you have my cookbook, because you love me, and I love you! But, uh, problem is, I'm not seeing a lot of love right now. I'm seeing this Zap Brannigan fool taking the spotlight, and uhhh if that's what you want, that regrettable hair representing the entire known universe, that's okay, I guess...but here's what I'm gonna do: I'm donating three gold for every time I was completely awesome today, and because I know *MY* fans are generous, good-looking, cancer-hating talents, and because I rolled an 18, I'm betting they'll match that awesomeness quota. Just leave a comment on how I inspired you to greatness, put aaaall those piggy banks on my name, and we'll kick cancer in the pants, what do you say? Friendly competition?
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