A friend rewrote the Dracula speech because of Taco Belmont. I thought I'd share.Die Burger, you don't belong in this world.It was not by my hand that I was made... Fresh. I was ordered by... Humans who wish to give me money!""'Money'!? You steal mens souls!""Perhaps the same can be said of [i]all[/i] fast food chains!""Your words are as empty as your calories. Man kind ill needs a chain such as yours.""What is a man?" *throws extra large Mcdonald's cup* "A miserable little pile of secret menus. But enough talk. Have at you!"
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