with respect to agentf1ve from chat:
Have you ever dated a person for a really long time? Like, since 1992? Maybe their name was something like, Mario Kart? And you and Mario Kart got along fine, sometimes you'd argue, sometimes they would drag you to a movie you didn't want to see, maybe you didn't love their taste in music, but things were ok, right? But, you've been dating for twenty three years at this point. Maybe you start to hate the way they laugh, the way they cough, the way they don't put the cap back on the toothpaste.
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